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¹May not be applicable in all² universes
²Parallel realities, alternate timelines, & pocket dimensions unconfirmed/outlawed³ by the HOA
³see Transportation Service Law Section Σ-√2 for more

Game Details

Use this MOSAIC & CERAMIC strict module after a character's return from adventuring to focus on the quieter moments of life, whilst further building/altering aspects of the world!

Title directly drawn from the lyrics of Desert Bus Opening Titles

1st Entry in the Quasi-Setting known as Surreal Estates. Though meant for absurd fantasy in a contemporesque world you should be able to slot this in with other fiction easily.

If you feel encouraged to make something inspired by this (such as a card with aesthetics fitting to a different genre) all I ask is you share it below or be honest about that inspiration on the game's page!